Hackbeer'd welcomes ye aboard

Cap'n HackBeer'd be the most infamous hacker buccaneer to ever hoist the Jolly Roger! Born during a Cat 5 hurricane, he built his first computer from a ship’s wheel and abacus before he could walk the plank. He scored his first dubloons from cracked software on the high C:\. He wears an iPatch on Tuesdays and his Peg Leg rebroadcasts MLB games with implied oral consent.

Legend has it his 1337 crew has SYNned in all 65,535 ports but never attACKed an honest sailor. Though he has a Bug Bounty on his head, his ship the Error 404 shall ne’er be found—disappearing into the vaporware or attacking alongside his first mate, Bobby TABLES, and his parrot, Pollymorphic.